A woman drops her boyfriend because she found out he wasn’t a dog lover.

She confronted him about this at dinner one night, and he confessed,
in some anguish, that he didn’t love Sophie, didn’t love dogs in
general, never had.

They broke up the next week. More accurately,
she dumped him. “What can I say?” Edie told me, somewhat defensively.
“Sophie has been there for me, day in and day out, for years. I can’t
say the same of men. She’s my girl, my baby. Sooner or later, it would
have ended.”

But maybe the guy knew what he was talking about. Take this guy in Malmo, Sweden, who was EATEN BY HIS OWN DOGS!:

The friends found the man’s body in the hall of his apartment. His
corpse was so badly disfigured that they did not recognize him,
according to Aftonbladet.

I’m a cat person myself. Some comedian once quipped that if cats were big enough they would eat us. But they’re not. So, no problem.