Together in one stop for your enjoyment, not unlike a topless donut shop:
- Michael Jordan’s cigar smoking has the American Cancer Society all lit up. And during a softball game at that. No wonder MJ hates mere mortals.
- Begun these Pants Wars have. A Florida man was arrested for — wait for it — baggy pants. Won’t someone think of the children?
- Tara Servatius points out that the great Belmont Foodmart swindle is primarily about cleaning up a route into Uptown office buildings, not helping Belmont residents. Besides, if the property the city wants to buy has really gone up in value by over 200% in the last five years, why does John Lassiter want to spend “seed capital” there? The market is already bringing up values.
- Here’s a wonderful interview with Tony Stewart from Rolling Stone that dives right into the details of the NASCAR driver’s fast-paced sex life. Yessir, I am so proud that the city of Charlotte is official partners with NASCAR and Tony “My Parents Worry My Bleep Will Rot Off” Stewart.
Hit it and quit.
