I have not yet read the findings of the Moffitt Commission. Perhaps my procrastination has something to do with a belief I will find nothing. Regardless, the local daily reports the anticipated pushback. Now weighing heavily in considerations is beer. Consider the following to help us decide rightful ownership through sloganeering:
- Beer is the only thing that matters because it is the only thing that lasts.
- No success can compensate for failure in beer.
- Nothing is greater than sliced beer.
- If I had a beer, I could move the world.
- Beer: The final fronteir.
- Beer conquers all.
