The economy is booming. The unemployment rate is vanishing. For the very few who remain un- or under-employed, here’s a baker’s dozen of the top employment sectors:

  • State jobs
  • Federal jobs
  • Local government jobs
  • Administrators for public-private partnerships
  • Compliance coordinators (to help private-sector businesses maintain government contracts)
  • Lawyers (If you can’t earn money – sue for it.)
  • Usurious lenders and their solicitors
  • Commissions collectors
  • Minimum wage, 4-8 hour a week service industry jobs
  • Work from home internet sales
  • Students (moms accepting government grants to get off the unemployment rolls)
  • Black market vice