Somebody in Fred Clark’s family has a sense of humor. His obit is a riot. Here’s just one of the laugh lines: 

He died at MCV Hospital and sadly was deprived of his final wish which
was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to
buy booze for a double date to include his wife, Rush Limbaugh and Ann
Coulter to crash an ACLU cocktail party.