The Waynesville Mountaineer reported siting something paranormal: Claims of fiscally-conservative think tanks actually come to pass. (Actually, the phenomenon happens all the time, but don’t tell anybody.)

Evidently, there are a lot of jobs in Waynesville sitting around unfilled because people are making more off their unemployment checks than they would working and paying taxes. The politically-correct conclusion is likely that the president has therefore created more jobs than previous counts indicated.