Senate Bill 369, the “Sales Tax Fairness Act,” should live up to its name, considering anytime the word “Fair” is capitalized, it takes on the Weird Sisters’ mantra. The bill is supposed to kindly shift redistribution of sales tax revenues from a volume of trade basis to a per capita one. If you are a righty, you will try to convince lefties it is sweet and fluffy because it takes money away from all the rich folks living in urban ghettoes. If you are a lefty, you will call it a transfer of wealth and power to gun-toting, Bible-thumping conservative hillbillies in the backwoods. Whatever the case, eight counties stand to lose revenue by the maneuver, one of which is that urban metropolis putting New York and Paris to shame: Watauga County.