OK, all you Common-Core, grade-level proficient children. Use your astronomical reading comprehension skills to tell me what the bleep this article is saying. I want you to humor me. Don’t cut to the chase and say they’re making stuff up to “let’s not and say we did.” Draw me a picture of where the words are going.
I’ll even offer for a prize an electronic alphanumeric character of your choice if you send me your email addie.
