The AP reports that two San Francisco musicians have set Donald Rumsfeld’s press conference responses to music ? chamber music. Not that they’re fans of his; they pull out the “sell a war that is not justified” malarkey you’d expect from an artist in San Francisco.

Still, they seem to keep a good humor about them, as this quotation suggests: “Public figures deserve what they get in terms of artistic treatment and George Bush’s misstatement’s are a desk calendar,” Kong said wryly. “I guess John Kerry’s speech would be a very long tone poem. It would have to be at least 45 minutes long.”

I don’t know; I can imagine a pretty frisky two-step accompanying

I actually voted for the $87 billion
Before I voted against it