Our friends at the The Rhino Times have churned out a first-class piece of reporting exposing, in a story not yet online, Charlotte city council candidate Doug Hanks as a garden-variety racist moron. Yeah, white power and all that pathetic junk. Needless to say, the Mecklenburg County GOP has called on Hanks to withdraw from the election.

The Times’ Mark Pellin reports that Hanks’ lunatic ravings extend even to the food white people should eat. Last summer Hanks explained his culinary world-view thusly: “Now, I don’t eat any non-White (sic) foods; no Mexican, Chinese, Jap, soul-slop, etc. First of all, I don’t like it, and second of all, I think it’s a betrayal of our race. It’s eating the food of the enemy.”

That’s good. I’ll keep Hanks in mind while I whip up some guacamole for my fair-haired, blue-eyed boys to inhale along with their chicken quesadillas. Sorry son, that “green macaroni” you love makes you a race traitor. Might as well head down to the Ethiopian joint for some injera and lentils. Yum!

Idiot.