In Roankoke Rapids today, convicted money launderer and perpetrator of mail fraud Congressman Frank Ballance will be give a “People’s Freedom ? [i][excuse me, had to stifle a laugh][/i] ? Rally” to raise funds for, believe it or not, Congressman Frank Ballance.

You know I’d love to go, but turns out I already gave at the office (if you consider that it’s my office payroll that automatically deducts my N.C. income tax for me).