Asheville’s Dr. Carl Mumpower had an editorial in this weekend’s edition of the local daily. Among other insights, he notes:

  • “Fracking humans is far more sinister than fracking rocks.”
  • Some politicians have “perfected the winning ticket – endorse everything fun, convenient, and funded out of somebody else’s pocket.”
  • Recent demonstrations manifest “hysteria, anger, and withdrawal symptoms from those accustomed to milking their fellowman through government generosity falsely marketed as charity.”