by Leslee Kulba
Wild West blogger
The Tryon Daily Bulletin has been covering the sad misfortune of one Ms. Whitmire in the Town of Tryon. Said Whitmire has, according to accounts of a two-sided story, had poo flowing in her yard for fourteen years in spite of multiple requests that the town fix the problem. Saturday, about fifty people marched to protest Whitmire’s alleged snub. Had that happened here, there are folks who would have marched the poo to city hall; rather, they would have tricked me into hauling it.