With all the hand-wringing over the alleged “conservatism” (read: Catholicism) of the new pope, I wondered what other organizations the Left would like to see run by people who oppose those organizations’ own principles.

If the Left is right that stodgy old institutions must be updated to reflect modern realities, then let’s have modernization all around. NOW could be led by Eminem, the UN by John Bolton, and the New York Times editorial page by Ann Coulter.