The Fed will print $460,000 and loan it to the US government with interest just to spiff up Park-&-Rides in Western North Carolina. Whereas people have been parking informally, they will soon be able to park in spaces that are actually striped. They will also be able to wait for their rides in a shelter rather than inside their cars. Saith the Smoky Mountian News:

According to commuter patterns, taking on such a project made perfect sense.

The national debt is only $11,550,065,874,018.16 and counting.