You may recall from civics class a discussion of the ever-telescoping General Welfare and Interstate Commerce clauses. They now empower the federal government to create agencies like the EPA to dream up programs like People, Prosperity and the Planet to collect revenues to help salons make flushable potty water. The recipient with local appeal is but one of fifteen recipients of $90,000 each, and she is reportedly, “excited.”

So, is it wrong to use bleach to clean the bathroom, now?