The Mountain Office of The Science House of N.C. State University will host the second annual Expanding Your Horizons National Girls Science, Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM) Conference on April 9.

The reason they have to do this is that all girls are flaky, and they need lots of pictures of hunks and advice on how to attract them, and lots of gossip. All girls are askeered of numbers, and so programs must be made to address math, science, engineering, horizon expansion, etc. with warm and nurturing symbolism.