Jon, I wonder what Dr. Pritchard would think of this poem by Steve Skaggs, a poetry blogger friend of mine in Oregon:

Raptor Up

The Rodham looks a downy bird
With sleek and splendid plumage.
And, seen from far beneath the nest,
Exhibits glossy groomage.

But strident blares its raucous yawp;
The long lens sees the moulting,
The hard hunt look about the eye,
The flesh flecked beak, revolting.

I think I know how Hillary would rate it.