Americans were asked to submit questions for the CNN Democratic debate on Monday night via YouTube. As you might expect, most are of the ridiculous, lefty, tin-foil hat variety, but one submitter, Rachel Mills from Durham, asks a good one. It’s about people having guns to protect themselves since the police only arrive “not with protection but with plastic bags for evidence and bodies.”

You just know this will never make it on the air Monday.

UPDATE: Here’s Rachel on global warming, universal health care, and the Republican base. Well, she had me until she started talking up Ron Paul.