To quote Joseph Conrad: “Oh, the horror!” When I reviewed Our Endangered Values for Carolina Journal, I listened to the CDs while commuting. After enduring five hours of Jimmy Carter quietly decrying Baptists, evangelicals, conservatives, capitalism, business, and private property as the real threats to all that is holy and good — as well as libeling a dead man while privately apologizing to his family –, I can confidently vote OEV the recording most likely to incite destruction of public library property. What a waste of Lexan, not to mention five hours of commuting.