I admit nothing. I like only cool songs. However, some uncool people think some of the cool songs I like are uncool. For example:
“Steppin’ Out” by Joe Jackson
“Good Girls Don’t” by The Knack
“In My House” by The Mary Jane Girls
“Mr. Roboto” by Styx
“Hip to Be Square” by Huey Lewis & The News
“Tenderness” by General Public
“Kung Fu Fighting” by Carl Douglas
“Sara Smile” by Hall and Oates
“Things Can Only Get Better” by Howard Jones
“She’s Always a Woman” by Billy Joel
and, of course:
“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meatloaf
