Gosh, Hal, it’s good to know our elected officials have finally SAVED OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS. As disgusting and sleazy as this process was, we can all sleep soundly knowing that public schools will never, ever face a funding crisis again. This, I predict, will cut down on man-hours spent lobbying the NC General Assembly by at least two-thirds. Problem solved! Right?

JLF alumnus Mr. C over at PEER Review is right now telling Floridians the good news. (Who is Mr. C? Here’s a hint.)