Chad,

As I represent the “overweight but going to the gym” crowd, I would love for the conspiracy mongers to promote the idea that being overweight causes global warming. I could have some fun with that.

I may have to find a shirt that says “Is It Warm Enough For You?” and wear it around the streets of Chapel Hill near those who believe global warming is real, which would be pretty much the entire town. Maybe my gym will give me a “I Cause Global Warming” discount on my monthly membership.