The Simpsons: “Once something has been approved by the government, it’s no longer immoral.” ? Rev. Lovejoy, concerning a town-hall proposal by Principal Skinner to “legalize gambling” in order to “help our underfunded public schools.”
Life in NC (John’s link): “As a pastor, I don’t believe in gambling, but as a citizen, whatever the school system needs … then you know, I don’t have a problem with it.” ? Pastor Ralph Love