Jeff, I share your dismay. I’m at a loss at effectively describing the enormity of the idiocy behind such a measure. The legislators responsible are so dumb they could throw themselves at the ground and miss.

Here’s the best I can do. They’re at least ten times dumber than this guy, who tried to set off a bottle rocket with his keister (*warning* for buttocks-baring content).

Except, as is always the case with chowderheadedness at the General Assembly, we’re the ones who’ll get burned.