Jenna,

One of my favorites is John Hoosier Melonhead’s “Pink Houses.”

In less than one verse, Mr. Melon … er, Mellencamp encapsulates exactly what’s wrong with leftist thinking:

“There’s a black man with a black cat/

Living in a black neighborhood/

He’s got an interstate runnin’ through his front yard/

You know he thinks he’s got it so good.”

He thinks he’s got it so good, but the liberal will surely teach him that racism has made him a victim. 

Despite the silliness of those opening lines, I enjoy the tune.