Terry,

For some reason, the bit about “Dissection.com, Cutout” reminds me of one George Carlin’s greatest bits: the Indian sergeant.

“You write your name ? last name first, first name last. If your name is Running Bear, you write, ‘Bear, Running.’ If you’ve got a middle initial, please include that, such as ‘Wolf, Howling W.'” 

Believe it or not, this is neither the first ? nor the strangest ? occasion in which Carlin’s name has been invoked in the Locker Room.