There is a song by Brooks and Dunn that would be perfect for John Kerry. It was never released on country radio, but the chorus goes “Deny…Deny…Deny.”
Of course, the song is about a guy who comes home drunk every night … but the chorus still fits with Kerry.
On another musical note, bad pun intended, I believe Laura Ingraham listed on her Web site one day, after a listener contest, that Kerry’s theme song should be the theme to “Flipper.” Very appropriate.