The G-Man chimes in with these:

?www.NottheGAorSCorTNorVAlottery.com
?www.OurLotteryWon’tHavePowerball.com
?www.NoMegaMillionsHere.com
?www.theKeeptheMoneyinNClottery.com

I have another suggestion:

www.TursnOutSpeakerBlack’sPoliticalDirectorWasaLotteryLobbyist.nc.gov/
DangWhataCoincidence/100PercentAboveboardThoughWeSwear/
WhatAreTheOdds.htm

On second thought, that one might be too long.