Thanks for the update, Mitch. Apropos of Stegall’s report, I am keenly awaiting a News & Observer report sorta-kinda uncovering how, like, really bad racism and a desire to return to segregation or even the ol’ antebellum ways was behind the nefarious plot to eliminate Weawwy Wonduhful Wednesdays.

You know, ‘cuz Wake voters didn’t really have any legitimate griefs with their school board an’ stuff.