How about this?
October Surprise No. 4: Osama bin Laden is in China, and George Bush is right now completing negotiations for his surrender to the U.S. in time for the election.
Wheeeeeee, this is fun.
How about this?
October Surprise No. 4: Osama bin Laden is in China, and George Bush is right now completing negotiations for his surrender to the U.S. in time for the election.
Wheeeeeee, this is fun.