Bless you, Mitch; my sides ache from laughing every time I try to imagine the process that must have led to the creation of such an abomination as Super Colon: the germ of the idea, the desire to share it with others, the belief that others would actually take it seriously and not mock you into well-deserved oblivion, the eventuality of others taking it seriously, the corporate decision to contract to have the thing built, the thought of how that order must have been worded, the thought of how that written order must have been received, the process of building it, the concerns during inspection, the satisfaction at the finished product, and then, the desire to share it with the world.