Janie, you didn’t note that the colors are quickly getting snatched up. Green means “more school money”, red means “less school money”, yellow means “psychiatric care” (never mind the bazillion yellow ribbons in town which read, “Support the troops”).

Oh, and Keith Sutton told us yesterday that white T-shirts can get you suspended in Durham, so we probably ought to steer clear of them, too.

What we need to do, and I mean really quick now, is appropriate a color for the conservative/libertarian cause. My vote is orange, or maybe cobalt blue.