Here are some other things that are missing from the Charlotte Public Schools (feel free to add to the list):

God

Biology teachers that are not state certified but have a masters in biology.

Funding that is received voluntarily from its customers.

Student lockers that need no locks because there is no crime.

Chemistry teachers that are not state certified but have a masters in chemistry.

Weekly chapel services

A chapel

100 percent graduation rate

An administration that doesn’t care whether any of its faculty have national board certification.

Faculty who don’t care whether they obtain national board certification.

Faculty who aren’t members of a left wing teachers union.

Teachers that are rewarded by what their students learn.

Teacher?s that aren’t rewarded by the kinds of certifications they receive.

Math teachers that are not state certified but have a masters in mathematics.