Hey, Moore — why be so stingy? If you really want to attack poverty, why not raise the minimum to $20 per hour? And why not mandate that everyone else get a substantial raise?

While you’re at it, how about setting some price ceilings to keep things people need affordable? Gasoline really ought to cost only a dollar a gallon. Movie tickets are way too high.

Let’s use state power to make all wages and prices fair!