An article hanging around informs us students want more scholarships. Now, we all know that the students are not arguing on their immediate personal behalf, but for the oppressed. Anybody who accuses the students of being self-serving is a racist misogynist perpetrator of atrocities. I get it. But the sad excuse for synthetic intelligence I have been underdeveloping in the absence of a brain still finds more rational Peter Schiff’s questioning of why we need more kids with bachelor’s and master’s degrees to bus tables at the Olive Garden. How does this help minorities? I don’t know. Maybe patrons of sit-down restaurants want to hear about Marxist and Keynesian theories.