Jan Blunt, communications director for the Buncombe County Board of Education, announced her resignation. Most school board members gave the usual kudos.

“Some countries are very honest about it … about communications directors, they call it ministers of propaganda,” board member Lisa Baldwin said, eliciting gasps from many audience members. “I can truly say that Jan was quite a master at putting the spin on things.”

After other board members shared harsh words to put Baldwin’s hard words in their PC place, Baldwin voted against hiring a replacement.

In other business, board members decided it would be a good idea to have a hoity-toity breakfast with other important, beautiful, and influential people.