Katy’s Conservative Corner points toward Rosie O’Donnell’s latest verse entry (these are all eminently mockable for her stream-of-bitterness style; I doubt even a UNC-CH student journalist would refer to her as “the poet“):

msnbc
one hour
live
following keith olbermann

we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end

well
what can u do

2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began

just as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert – as we say

and on we go