[MOANING, MEANDERING BASS TONES] In a courageous stance for righteousness, the Tryon Town Council decided to abolish RV’s [SCREECH! SCREECH!] from its jurisdiction. According to the Tryon Daily Bulletin, the diabolical monsters will be allowed only if they are vacant for a cumulation of eleven months a year. Under no circumstances are the wretched beasts to be occupied more than fourteen consecutive days. [SARCASTIC, OVER-ENUNCIATED, JUVENILE MUSIC] I suppose drafters of the ordinance wanted the nefarious affordable housing options to quit premises after fourteen days, too.
Town officials said there are some incidences in town currently where people are allegedly living in recreational or travel trailers.
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