OLN has just replayed Lance Armstrong’s crossing the finish line in
today’s final time trial in the Tour de France, and who’s lantern-jawed
face should be there, in the red official’s car in the background, but
John “I speak French” Kerry. God help us, but every time they play Tour
de France flashbacks and Lance retrospectives for years to come, we’ll
have to see the slack-jawed mug of the Boston Brahmin,  sorta
Jewish, French-speaking failed presidential candidate, who, by the way,
served in Vietnam.