World Net Daily?s interview with Alice Cooper on Bush, Kerry, and political rockers is the perfect antidote for whatever ails you. The funniest bit:

“If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”

“Besides,” he continued, “when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.”

There?s some kind of elaborate punnishness possible here, with school being out and the boys of summer all blue at the bayou, but I can?t stop giggling enough to concentrate on it.