Get a load of this:
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.
The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.
Pshaw. Everyone knows that 100,000 years from now all known life on this planet will be obliterated from warming because Americans drove gasoline-powered automobiles, used incandescent lightbulbs, and put groceries in plastic bags. But get a load of the artist’s conception accompanying the article (especially the “ugly goblin-like creature” at the end): 
