Early tests have shown its remarkable effectiveness; here are some testimonials:

  • “nearly the entire room fell asleep”
  • “told us afterward that she was the only person in the room who was awake at one point”
  • “has the effect of Ambien ? with no hangover post-nap”

What is the name of this new wonder drug, you ask?

It’s none other than Leonardo DiCaprio’s eco-alarmist “The 11th Hour” ? coming soon to a pharmacy near you! Ask for it by name.