So I caught an old episode of MASH earlier this evening. It’s the one where Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. morale officers when they complain constantly about the movies. They put Klinger on the hunt for new movies, but all he can scrounge is — you guessed it — The Terror of Tiny Town.

“It’s a Western, with an all-midget cast,” Klinger says.

“Great,” Hawkeye replies. “What’ll we do? Watch it on a pillowcase?”