Boom boom, a lot going on. Let’s hit it:

  • Never been happier to be the ex-owner of a 1999 Ford Windstar.
  • Jon Stewart takes CNN apart for fact-free reporting. And we’ll leave it there.
  • Did ya know that a white panel van packed full of illegal aliens is actually transporting 18 “undocumented immigrants?”
  • Cabarrus County builders are challenging the county’s impact fee (not an impact fee) in court. Fees (not a fee) are now over $8600 per lot.
  • Both the Panthers and the Tar Heels make an appearance when Malcolm Gladwell asks the question, How different are dogfighting and football? What Gladwell finds should trouble all football fans.
  • Lindsey Graham still at large: “We’re not going to be the party of angry white guys.” ‘Cause a party of sniveling peckerwoods is electoral gold.
  • Another Mecklenburg County judge screws the community. He is not named Bill Belk.

This is Cream.