The Hendersonville Lightning is making fun of the city’s southern gateway mound. The city had no such thing when I lived there, and life was good. Then again, I lack that part of awareness that feels the “an energy” these monuments are supposed to synthesize. Regardless, the Lightning posts a photo, which I assumed isn’t photo-shopped, that reminds me of Dilbert. The news site also assures no city father is anxious to invest in another unpopular mountain fountain.