bbPlay the NC state lotto! It is for the children the lobbyists, the NC DOT, the junkets to Europe, the corrupt contractors, the broken mental health system, Speaker Jim Black’s unindicted co-conspirators, Meg Scott Phipps’ as yet unindicted co-conspirators, murderers on probation, probationers who commit murder, welfare cheats, scoundrels, tramps, vamps, the Randy Parton Theater, the tall ships, the short — yet below market value — piers, and everything that passes for government in the banana republic of North Carolina.

Does quite have the same ring, does it?