To the tune of Shine Raleigh Shine, whatever that may be:

We?re a city on the ooze
We win, you lose
You’ll be taken as we need
Got an old jones to feed
Lobbyist seed
Canned ham, expense account booze

Scandal rocks
Deception rules
Imaginations going wild

We legislate
We regulate
The greenbacks and blank checks, they pile

Chorus:
Slime Raleigh slime

Sink down and slime
If they put it all together

We’ll retire to sunny weather
‘Til then slime
Slime here

When evening comes
Twinkle little staffer

Up above the city high
It feels like a dream
This Raleigh scene
Gifts of diamonds you will ply

Whoa! Time to slink away
Feds may yet yell “freeze”
Make the sweetest getaway
Should you wake up in the morn?
To the Tijuana sun
Twitchy colon gripped by fright

Is it a brand new day?
Rule of law on the way?
Trepidation gnaws your bones

Cohort squeals, talks the talk
Flips Raleigh upside down
You feel it in your soul

Welcome to our house
As in Big, not small

Incarceration is on tap

Y?all come back or else

Your freedom we fear
Reclaim the city
You have turned to crap

Thanks and goodnight. Drive safe.