Quick! Get in the car and drive/slide to Teeter for milk and bread! Why? I don’t know! That’s what we do in Charlotte when it snows!
You! With the big 4-wheel drive SUV! Drive around aimlessly to show everyone you have a big 4-wheel drive SUV!
Kids! Try to sled in two inches of snow despite the physical impossibility of it! Repeatedly!
CLTBlog has the right idea: Stay at home and watch the madness.
