The federal government has granted $17,911 to Haywood County to expand the capacity of high-need areas. Funds come from FEMA, but the only disaster out there is the economy. Agencies receiving portions of the federal funding have yet to be identified, and are urged to apply. To qualify, charitable organizations must:

be private voluntary nonprofits or units of government; have an accounting system; practice nondiscrimination; have demonstrated the capability to deliver emergency food and/or shelter programs; and if they are a private voluntary organization, they must have a voluntary board.

The lah-di-dah of this story is: Is there such a thing as a nonprofit dating agency to get some of these poor ladies hooked up with a breadwinner?